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Originally Posted by TashaAndBump  Okay,
Wasn't sure where to put this (i.e. In here or in the confess your cringiest moments thread in over 18s) Have already posted it in the cringes, but think it should go here, too because it has to be my worst case of coleman's balls yet! 
Was in tesco today and when we approached the checkout MrBum remembered that we had forgotten bread so wheeled off to fetch some... As the last thing to go through the check-out (my copy of Scarlett Magazine ) was being scanned, I was (trying to) simultaneously think "It's embarassing me a little to purchase this mag that has a header 'The magazine that turns women on'" and say, "My husband's just gone to get a loaf of bread..."
What comes out? "My husband's just gone to turn me on", of course!! |
ok i say stupid things now such as "is he lowing the morn?" you mean to tell me that when i get pregnant im goin to get worse, omg, i wont be able to function at all!!!
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