Being British..

babynewbie · Mar 7th, 2010, 06:10 AM

My mum sent me this lol

Being british is about driving a german car to an irish pub for a belgian beer, grabbing a chinese, an indian or a turkish kebab to sit on a swedish sofa and watch an amercian programme on a japanese tv.
In britain you get a pizza faster than an ambulance, banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counter, supermarkets make sick people walk right to the back of the store for prescriptions while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front of the store.

We might be british by by f**k were funny!

Katieeeee · Mar 7th, 2010, 13:43 PM

Haha it's all true!

Jkelmum · Mar 7th, 2010, 16:25 PM

so true

lottie7 · Mar 8th, 2010, 16:05 PM

That has made me laugh and laugh! That is so true!! So funny about the banks chaining the the pens to the counter!

sleepinbeauty · Mar 8th, 2010, 23:31 PM

A lot of that is true here too! hahaha most of our banks just give away freebie pens though. They have baskets of them a the counter with the deposit/withdrawal slips.

Lucy_lu_84 · Mar 10th, 2010, 04:54 AM

lol

Jadelm · Mar 10th, 2010, 10:43 AM

Hahahaha that proper made me chuckle!!

RainbowDrop_x · Mar 10th, 2010, 18:55 PM

I love things like this because the only reason their funny is because their true

xx~Lor~xx · Mar 14th, 2010, 19:30 PM

ooo so true!!

xoxox

Mar 7th, 2010, 06:10 AM	#1
babynewbie Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: UK Posts: 4,635	Being British.. My mum sent me this lol Being british is about driving a german car to an irish pub for a belgian beer, grabbing a chinese, an indian or a turkish kebab to sit on a swedish sofa and watch an amercian programme on a japanese tv. In britain you get a pizza faster than an ambulance, banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counter, supermarkets make sick people walk right to the back of the store for prescriptions while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front of the store. We might be british by by f**k were funny!

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Mar 7th, 2010, 13:43 PM	#2
Katieeeee Mum (Mom) Inactive Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Essex Posts: 3,426	Haha it's all true!

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Mar 7th, 2010, 16:25 PM	#3
Jkelmum Mum (Mom) BnB Elite Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In my own bubble Posts: 17,574	so true

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Mar 8th, 2010, 16:05 PM	#4
lottie7 Mum (Mom) Active BnB Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 411	That has made me laugh and laugh! That is so true!! So funny about the banks chaining the the pens to the counter!

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Mar 8th, 2010, 23:31 PM	#5
sleepinbeauty Waiting To Try (WTT) BnB Addict Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: NY, USA Posts: 3,298	A lot of that is true here too! hahaha most of our banks just give away freebie pens though. They have baskets of them a the counter with the deposit/withdrawal slips.

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Mar 10th, 2010, 04:54 AM	#6
Lucy_lu_84 Pregnant (Expecting) BnB Addict Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Rugby Posts: 3,622	lol

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Mar 10th, 2010, 10:43 AM	#7
Jadelm Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: UK Posts: 2,678	Hahahaha that proper made me chuckle!!

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Mar 10th, 2010, 18:55 PM	#8
RainbowDrop_x Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 7,726	I love things like this because the only reason their funny is because their true

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Mar 14th, 2010, 19:30 PM	#9
xx~Lor~xx Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Essex, UK Posts: 5,165	ooo so true!! xoxox

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