GAME - The World's Worst HV

Mrs Muffin · Mar 3rd, 2010, 07:09 AM

Let's play a game!

Person 1 will ask for advice on something
Person 2 will be the "World's worst HV" and offer terrible advice, and will then leave a question of their own to be answered
Person 3 will reply as the "Worlds worst HV" and offer terrible advice, and will then leave a question of thier own to be answered and so on...

So I need advice on my LO, he has explosive poo coming out of his bottom, what should I do? (Don't forget to leave a question of your own after).

I can't take credit for this, saw this thread on Bounty forum. Btw my hvs have been nothing but lovely and helpful, I'm not hv bashing!

lalitas charm · Mar 3rd, 2010, 07:27 AM

[QUOTE=Mrs Muffin;4599452]

So I need advice on my LO, he has explosive poo coming out of his bottom, what should I do? [QUOTE]

trying using a cork............

I need advise on my LO, she doesn't like the colour green and cries every time she sees the grass, what should I do?

emilyjade · Mar 3rd, 2010, 07:31 AM

blind fold her

i need advise my little one hates cats?

gills8752 · Mar 3rd, 2010, 07:32 AM

kick all the cats you see out of your lo's view

My Baby is constantly feeding on the boob - how do I cope?

**OmarsMum** · Mar 3rd, 2010, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emilyjade

blind fold her

i need advise my little one hates cats?

Buy a Dog !

Omar hates wearing shoes. What can I do?

aimee-lou · Mar 3rd, 2010, 07:42 AM

Cut off his feet!

My LO is teething....what can I do to help?

sophie c · Mar 3rd, 2010, 07:46 AM

put glue on his gums to stop the teeth coming through!

my daughters poooohs stinkk!!! what can i do??

dizzyisacow · Mar 3rd, 2010, 07:48 AM

buy some pegs!

my baby hates it when i change his nappy what do i do?

Angel21 · Mar 3rd, 2010, 07:49 AM

Put a bit of perfume in her bottle.

My son hates going in the car, what to do?

Babybug · Mar 3rd, 2010, 07:53 AM

Buy a motorbike and carry him in a sling

My baby is always hungry what shal I do?

Mar 3rd, 2010, 07:09 AM	#1
Mrs Muffin Mum (Mom) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Chester Posts: 1,680	GAME - The World's Worst HV Let's play a game! Person 1 will ask for advice on something Person 2 will be the "World's worst HV" and offer terrible advice, and will then leave a question of their own to be answered Person 3 will reply as the "Worlds worst HV" and offer terrible advice, and will then leave a question of thier own to be answered and so on... So I need advice on my LO, he has explosive poo coming out of his bottom, what should I do? (Don't forget to leave a question of your own after). I can't take credit for this, saw this thread on Bounty forum. Btw my hvs have been nothing but lovely and helpful, I'm not hv bashing!

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Mar 3rd, 2010, 07:27 AM	#2
lalitas charm Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 3,396	[QUOTE=Mrs Muffin;4599452] So I need advice on my LO, he has explosive poo coming out of his bottom, what should I do? [QUOTE] trying using a cork............ I need advise on my LO, she doesn't like the colour green and cries every time she sees the grass, what should I do?

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Mar 3rd, 2010, 07:31 AM	#3
emilyjade Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: notts uk Posts: 6,908	blind fold her i need advise my little one hates cats?

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gills8752 Pregnant (Expecting) BnB Addict Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Aberdeenshire Posts: 3,693	kick all the cats you see out of your lo's view My Baby is constantly feeding on the boob - how do I cope?

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aimee-lou Other BnB Addict Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Norfolk - UK Posts: 6,174	Cut off his feet! My LO is teething....what can I do to help?

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Mar 3rd, 2010, 07:46 AM	#7
sophie c Waiting To Try (WTT) BnB Addict Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: cardiff, wales Posts: 2,827	put glue on his gums to stop the teeth coming through! my daughters poooohs stinkk!!! what can i do??

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dizzyisacow Other BnB Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 9,804	buy some pegs! my baby hates it when i change his nappy what do i do?

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Mar 3rd, 2010, 07:49 AM	#9
Angel21 Mum (Mom) Active BnB Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Long Eaton Posts: 629	Put a bit of perfume in her bottle. My son hates going in the car, what to do?

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Mar 3rd, 2010, 07:53 AM	#10
Babybug Mum (Mom) Active BnB Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: North Yorkshire Posts: 811	Buy a motorbike and carry him in a sling My baby is always hungry what shal I do?

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