Why men are never depressed

**Arcanegirl** · Nov 27th, 2007, 21:12 PM

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never get pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

You can go topless when it's hot.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Your underwear is 8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Show this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it

Suz · Nov 27th, 2007, 21:18 PM

So true!

justme00 · Nov 27th, 2007, 22:05 PM

I just read this to my husband. Sooooo true!

goldlion · Dec 6th, 2007, 11:12 AM

i'm deffo going to read this to DH on his lunchbreak, he'll love it

Xbryoni&bumpX · Feb 27th, 2008, 17:10 PM

that is so damn true lol
they have it so easy

**Vickie** · Feb 27th, 2008, 17:46 PM

LilysMummy · Feb 28th, 2008, 13:32 PM

faith_may · Mar 6th, 2008, 16:32 PM

All true. LOL

**Wobbles** · Mar 15th, 2008, 20:26 PM

true

Carley · Mar 17th, 2008, 06:10 AM

Too true

Nov 27th, 2007, 21:12 PM	#1
Arcanegirl Pregnant (Expecting) BabyandBump Team Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Glasgow Posts: 25,663	Why men are never depressed WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never get pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. You can go topless when it's hot. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Your underwear is 8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Show this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it

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Nov 27th, 2007, 21:18 PM	#2
Suz Other BnB Spammer Elite Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sacramento California Posts: 21,849	So true!

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justme00 Trying to conceive (TTC) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,147	I just read this to my husband. Sooooo true!

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goldlion Mum (Mom) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,316	i'm deffo going to read this to DH on his lunchbreak, he'll love it

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Xbryoni&bumpX Pregnant (Expecting) Active BnB Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Brighton Posts: 114	that is so damn true lol they have it so easy

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Vickie Mum (Mom) Administrator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 75,680

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faith_may Pregnant (Expecting) Inactive Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,915	All true. LOL

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Wobbles Mum (Mom) Administrator Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Chester Gal By Heart Posts: 50,081	true
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Carley Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 3,136	Too true

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