| Halloween Definitions
Halloween Definitions
Bobbing Apples:
What happens when you leave your bra off while running.
Boogieman:
Guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.
Coffin:
What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
Frankenstein:
Hot dog and a mug of beer
Full Moon:
What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin:
How you eat the Snickers Bars you got for Halloween.
Invisible Man:
What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."
Jack O' Lantern:
An Irish pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper:
What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.
Mummy:
Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.
Pumpkin Patch:
What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
Skeleton:
Any super model.
Vampire Bat:
What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Witch:
See "Mother-in-Law."
Zombie:
What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee. | 
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