Man sittin readin the paper when his wife hits him across the head he said whats that for she replies i found a piece of paper in your pocket with the name mary ellen on it quick as a flash he says that was the name of a horse at the races last week which she accepted.
A week later she hits him over the head with a frying pan He says whats that for ? She replies your F...ing horse just phoned !!!!!!
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