Suz

20 Ways to MaintainA Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2.Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3.Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4.Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7.Finish All Your sentences with"In Accordance With the Prophecy."

8 Do NOT use any punctuation

9.As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12.Sing Along At The Opera.

13.Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14.Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15.Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16.Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,Rock Bottom.

17.When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18.When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19.Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20.And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
Its Called .....therapy

toriaaaaTRASH

LOL

danielle19

lol thats great

Suz

I love this one the most....

19.Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Gosh Im evil....And I want to be a Mom...

Vickie

So how many of these have you done Suz

Suz

was tempted to page myself over the intercom today when I read this.....But I am def. going to Do the Decaf Coffee one.....That would be flipping funny.

Suz

Havent been to the Zoo in ages but that one is funny too. Could you just imagine......

Wobbles

The decaf one is pretty funny! not good for those who do get headahes etc from lack of.