NO Speak English

Stephie 25 · Mar 11th, 2009, 16:16 PM

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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What were you
thinking?

Her husband speaks English!

Now get back to your emails.

dawny690 · Mar 11th, 2009, 16:24 PM

haha

**Chris77** · Mar 11th, 2009, 16:26 PM

rickster · Mar 11th, 2009, 16:44 PM

Nikkinoonoo · Mar 11th, 2009, 18:30 PM

Lol

nataliecn · Mar 19th, 2009, 22:09 PM

Alexas Mommy · Mar 19th, 2009, 22:59 PM

CarlandMolly · Mar 29th, 2009, 22:09 PM

Hehe, it made me lol

Aria · Mar 29th, 2009, 22:14 PM

I fell for it!!

WTTMommy · Mar 29th, 2009, 23:06 PM

Mar 11th, 2009, 16:16 PM	#1
Stephie 25 Other Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Worcestershire Posts: 1,177	NO Speak English A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs. Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts. On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please scroll down.) What were you thinking? Her husband speaks English! Now get back to your emails.

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