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| Mum (Mom) BnB Spammer Elite  Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Hamilton, Canada Posts: 23,921 | Nurses Aren't Supposed To Laugh. "Nurses aren't supposed to laugh", John declared. "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then", John said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure. "I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," John replied. Things went downhill from there.  |
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Mar 8th, 2009, 08:21 AM
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Mar 8th, 2009, 08:23 AM
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Mar 8th, 2009, 14:22 PM
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Mar 8th, 2009, 15:40 PM
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Mar 8th, 2009, 15:47 PM
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Mar 8th, 2009, 17:07 PM
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| Trying to conceive (TTC) BnB Elite  Join Date: May 2008 Location: Leicester Posts: 13,315 |  thats soooo funny |
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Mar 9th, 2009, 02:57 AM
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