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Old Sep 4th, 2007, 07:33 AM   #1
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Parking tickets


I went to Gerrard Square on Saturday and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn Metro cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked member of the Klu Klux Klan.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres! So I called him a fucker piece of horse-shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket, for the cracked windscreen! This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. "Fat bástard" I screamed at him. Yet another ticket. "Fat bástard with a small cock!" I shouted again. His hand wrote furiously as his neck went a deeper shade of purple and his blood pressure mounted and his breathing got heavier.

I then quickly walked off to my own car and hastily drove away....

I try to have a little fun each day. It's very important.


 
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Old Sep 4th, 2007, 07:34 AM   #2
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Old Sep 4th, 2007, 13:59 PM   #3
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Very funny!!


 
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Old Sep 4th, 2007, 16:31 PM   #4
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Grrrrr you just reminded me i need to pay mine!!

Funny though!

lol

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Old Sep 4th, 2007, 23:14 PM   #5
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Old Sep 5th, 2007, 15:45 PM   #6
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Old Sep 5th, 2007, 16:31 PM   #7
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he he....I like that!


 
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Old Oct 13th, 2011, 01:07 AM   #9
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i heard it, but it never looses it's hilarity!! LOL


 
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