Parking tickets

**Wobbles** · Sep 4th, 2007, 07:33 AM

I went to Gerrard Square on Saturday and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn Metro cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked member of the Klu Klux Klan.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres! So I called him a fucker piece of horse-shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket, for the cracked windscreen! This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. "Fat bástard" I screamed at him. Yet another ticket. "Fat bástard with a small cock!" I shouted again. His hand wrote furiously as his neck went a deeper shade of purple and his blood pressure mounted and his breathing got heavier.

I then quickly walked off to my own car and hastily drove away....

I try to have a little fun each day. It's very important.

ablaze · Sep 4th, 2007, 07:34 AM

Trinity · Sep 4th, 2007, 13:59 PM

Very funny!!

Imi · Sep 4th, 2007, 16:31 PM

Grrrrr you just reminded me i need to pay mine!!

Funny though!

lol

xxx

Suz · Sep 4th, 2007, 23:14 PM

Amanda · Sep 5th, 2007, 15:45 PM

Lil_Baby_Boo · Sep 5th, 2007, 16:31 PM

he he....I like that!

chloesnowie10 · Oct 2nd, 2011, 15:45 PM

BobDog · Oct 13th, 2011, 01:07 AM

i heard it, but it never looses it's hilarity!! LOL

Sep 4th, 2007, 07:33 AM	#1
Wobbles Mum (Mom) Administrator Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Chester Gal By Heart Posts: 50,081	Parking tickets I went to Gerrard Square on Saturday and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn Metro cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked member of the Klu Klux Klan. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres! So I called him a fucker piece of horse-shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket, for the cracked windscreen! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. "Fat bástard" I screamed at him. Yet another ticket. "Fat bástard with a small cock!" I shouted again. His hand wrote furiously as his neck went a deeper shade of purple and his blood pressure mounted and his breathing got heavier. I then quickly walked off to my own car and hastily drove away.... I try to have a little fun each day. It's very important.
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Trinity Mum (Mom) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Bristol Posts: 2,274	Very funny!!

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