Top Ten Worst Things to Hear on a First Date!
10. I need to make a quick stop to see my parole officer.
9. No, I don't have any kids, but there's two or three on the way.
8. The Dr. said the rash should clear in about a week.
7. Are you totally against a threesome?
6. That's not a cell phone ringing, it's just my leg moniter.
5. You really think I look like one of ten most wanted?
4. I was going to order steak, but the voices kept saying salad.
3. I'm Michael Jackson's biggest fan.
2. I'm a very persistant person, but the judge called it stalking.
1. So, do you have a life insurance policy?
I have said a few of them myself!!!!! Especially 1,2 &4!
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