Doh!!!!
Chris's mum said a similar thing to me..... I was talking about going away nxt summer (as in end sept 0

she goes 'will you have had the baby by then?' WTF Seriously, you've had 3 kids - don't you know how long it takes?!
Unless i'm wanting to break a world record then I think I might just have had the baby! Doh
Another....
'Ohhh Sam, look at this pic from last year....you wern't pregnant then'.....Really, oh god and theres me thinking I was pregnant last year!
What goes thru some peoples heads...really, I thought I could say daft things!