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Old Jun 21st, 2007, 19:16 PM   #1
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Know any Good Jokes?

I love to laugh and am always searching for a little humor throughout my day! I'd love to hear yall's jokes or funny short stories. I'll start! Well, we all know kids say the darndest things and my kids are no exception. A few years back, my kids stayed over with my mom and her best friend came to visit. Now, my kids are bi-racial and my mom's friend was commenting on how light complected they are. She said, "Wow, Cheyanne must have really strong GENES." Without missing a beat, Kassidy said, "My mom does have strong JEANS, she has to jump up and down just to get them zipped! Kids! Okay, I've got a quick jok and I dedicate this one to "First time Daddy" because he was poking fun at Texans last night. Here it is..What do tornados and divorces in Texas have in common???? In either case, someone is going to lose a trailer!
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Old Jun 21st, 2007, 19:52 PM   #2
 
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There are 3 woman sitting on a bench, they are all in there 80's and they are all overweight. A man comes by in a trench coat and flashes them.

Well the first old lady gets wide eyed and has a stroke!
The second lady lets out a gasp and has a stroke!
The third ladies arms where too short....

Get it? lol

Seriously... do you get it?

Stoke....

I am going to hell. lol
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Old Jun 21st, 2007, 20:14 PM   #3
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whats browns and sticky?










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Old Jun 21st, 2007, 21:31 PM   #4
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So simple but i love that joke Jase
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There are 3 woman sitting on a bench, they are all in there 80's and they are all overweight. A man comes by in a trench coat and flashes them.

Well the first old lady gets wide eyed and has a stroke!
The second lady lets out a gasp and has a stroke!
The third ladies arms where too short....

Get it? lol

Seriously... do you get it?

Stoke....

I am going to hell. lol

I'm really bad with Jokes.....

Um...don't laugh.....I don't get it!!

**Sam runs & hides her face in shame!**
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Old Jun 21st, 2007, 23:03 PM   #6
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Hey Lil Baby Boo, that's okay...it took me a second too. Stroke.....the first two old ladies stroked his c..k! LOL
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There are some really good jokes in the Funny Farm section of Bnb......
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Hey Lil Baby Boo, that's okay...it took me a second too. Stroke.....the first two old ladies stroked his c..k! LOL

He He, thanks!
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what goes BLACK , WHITE , BLACK , WHITE , BLACK , WHITE















































A nun in a washing machine
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what goes BLACK , WHITE , BLACK , WHITE , BLACK , WHITE


A nun in a washing machine

thought the answer was michael jackson
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