| I'm probably going to get this joke wrapped around my neck here, but hre goes.
Woman takes baby to see the dr to be weighed, dr says to woman "She's a little under weight, are you breast feeding'
Woman says 'No, im not producing any milk'
Dr says 'Let me have a look at your breasts', and begins sucking on her nipples. He then says 'No wonder she's underweight, you haven't got an ounce of milk in them'-
Woman says' well I did tell you that didnt I, and infact, Im her grandma but Im bloody glad I came now'
Another one:
2 horny 80 year old's were vigerously shagging against a fence.
They were at it like *******s, arms and legs flying all over the place
Woman says 'Chrst almighty, why couldnt you shag me like that 50 years ago', the bloke says 'Because 50 years ago, that fucking fence wasnt electric' | 
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