valentine75

Dear Dick

OK wtf is going on? What happened to the suposed fantastic new service you promised you'd provide for us I dont see it just as i dont see sky one still

I have been a loyal customer for 7 years now and i feel i deserve something in return, so i have decided you must come to my pokey little flat and entertain me in your own unique way

yours annoyingly

mr RA

ps i'd be grateful if you could arrive in as low key a fashion as possible a bag over your head would preferable

weestar21

do u really think one person is going to make a difference?

valentine75

no but you cant get higher than old dicky branson

weestar21

do you honestly think he in person is going to sit down and read it? i thinks not he will have loads of people to do it for him

its like the queen she doesnt open any her mail it gets opend for her then if its important it will get passed to her

so sorry to dissapoint you randy rob but i dont think mr branston pickle will look twice at it

valentine75

it was a joke lol i'm not really gonna write to him

weestar21

p.s why the picture of the bus? i knew you had a thing for busses

valentine75

Yes i like buses AG's bro likes trains

btw its a volvo as i know your OH likes those lol

weestar21

erm.....

he likes volvo cars not buses and technically the only volvo part on a first bus is teh engine

valentine75

did he know it was volvos 8oth bday last month

weestar21

im sure he will sleep better tonite knowing that rob.....