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Old Apr 30th, 2007, 22:12 PM   #1
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Telemarketers & Junk Mailers


REVENGE ON THE TELEMARKETER & JUNK MAILERS


(1) Three Little Words That Work!! : "Hold On, Please..."

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear BT 's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset .... you have efficiently completed your task.

These three little words could help eliminate telephone soliciting.


(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone
calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.

This technique is then used to determine the best time of day for a
"real" salesperson to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering: If you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialled the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer!!!


(3) When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-prepaid return envelopes, right?

It costs them more than the regular postage "IF" and when they are returned. It costs them nothing if you throw them away! In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-prepaid return envelopes.

Send an advert for your local chimney sweeper to American Express ... they might need one! ... Send a pizza coupon to HSBC ... in case their canteen packs up. You get the idea. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them back their blank application form ... after all, it is their form! Even send the envelope back empty! It still costs them, and it is their envelope after all ... you are just returning it!!!!

Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're paying for it ... Twice!



Let's help keep Royal Mail busy. Since the Royal Mail are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, let's help them so they will not need to increase postage costs again.

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Old Apr 30th, 2007, 22:16 PM   #2
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Like it lmfao!

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Old Apr 30th, 2007, 22:18 PM   #3
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Works!

One of the last telesales calls I got I asked him to hold on stuck the phone next to the speaker & span the volume up full whack - not the most quiet of systems. Didn't get much after that day!!
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I will have to try these.
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Old Apr 30th, 2007, 22:53 PM   #5
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hehe my number is ex directry..... and as for sending stuff back i already do it hehehehe
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Were ex directory too but will def try the junk mail ideas
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Old May 1st, 2007, 07:07 AM   #7
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im ex directory and still get at least 1 call a day 4m 3 grrrrrr so i will def try these!!!!
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Love it!!!

I'm sat here actually wanting one of those feckers to ring now!!!
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