Ema

Ok well once me and OH were on the way back from the pub and thought hey there a park and went and well...you know....well half way through a guy (yeah at 11.30pm) comes and sits next to us on the bench a meter away and asks do you have a light (im not fucking joking) well OH jumped up pulled his trousers up and went and sat on the bench with him and gave him the lighter....while im left drunk rolling around trying to find me knickers while there sitting there having a fag like nothing happend (and OH didnt even know this guy)

After the guy has his fag he gets up and says "good night" and walks off all casually....well me and OH couldnt get our heads round what just happend and couldnt stop laughing so so much

until the next morning when the alcohal wore off i was mortified needless to say outside sex was curbed for a bit afterwards XxxX

danni2609

When we first got together asking him for £2.80!! I had dozed off and i did work in a shop at this time so obviously dreaming bout work!!! He just said god ur cheap!!! lol

ricschick

an embarrasing moment for us was when i lived at home (lived with my dad) we had been out and had a few drinks got home and started bedding and completely got carried away and the next thing i no my dad was banging on the wall!! i was mortified!!!!!

mBLACK

Oh god!! lol come to think of it now while me & my ex were BD'ing one time he pulled out and the condom was still inside me!!!!
I could have pissed myself laughing!

Elli21

Mblack, ive had that happen to me...thats really funny.

But when it snaps and the next morning you go for a pee and you find a green bit of plastic floating in the loo...thats scarey your wondering if your seeing things!!

And Ema...Thats just unreal

jacky24

When me and Oh were still staying in the house with INLAWS, after bding MIL would come and nock on the door and ask if we want coffee. how creepy is that, and a few months ago OH asked her if they could hear is.... well unfotunately the answer was YES

xXDonnaXx

Omg Mblack, that's happened to me to

First time me & OH had sex, we used a condom,and it wasn't on him when we'd finished. I thought, eh!? Next minute, he says it's probably up you. I said you wot! I was crappin em. Thinkin i'd have go hospital and get it removed an all that! But he fished it out. It was at the very beggining of the relationship this. I was well embarrased. We never used one since put it that way.

Neecee

2 words: Fanny fart.


Guaranteed to be the ultimate passion killer!

Ema

these are the biggest passion killers ever....

esp as men find them the funniest thing going....being laughed at during sex aint nice XxX

Chris77

Um, ok I farted during foreplay. DH was not amused. Best to not eat chili the day of