polo_princess

Anyone else got a habit of doing this?

I think its hilarious I love hearing what people come out with when theyre fast asleep, OH does it all the time!!

He hit himself in the face on tues night becaus he said a spider was on him

missjess

I woke up once, I was laughing. My husband does it quite often, the other day he said: No means no. I said No! hahaha I almost peed my pants

xCherylx

My OH is Swedish and talks Swedish in my sleep and as I am usually awake most of the night I catch him talking in his sleep. When I talk to him in the morning and tell him he always asks what he has said...I'm like, how am I meant to know lol !?

Samo

DH does sometimes, his brother is notorious for it! Once his brother argued with us, he was seriously getting angry!!! "DON'T TOUCH THE DOOR KNOB!!!!!!!!!!" was funny times!

I was rolling out of bed one day and accidentally hit DH in the lower region he then started moaning about the pain (i felt so bad and kept saying sorry!) and he goes "the rhinoceros ran into meee owww owwwwww!!" in the morning I asked him what he was dreaming about and he said he was giraffe hunting and got hit in the nuts by a rhino he had no idea about me accidentally rolling onto him in the middle of the night

Helen_26

Younglutonmum

You lot should here my little brother. He swears his little head off & he's only 9!!!

Think because he isn't aloud to swear he saves it up for his dreams & lets off steam there!!!

Also he's been asking alot of questions about sex (think it stems from how Maya was made) & a few nights ago he slept in my mums bed. She woke up to here him saying ' That feels good baby, ohhh yehhhh '

NickyT75

LOL I do this all the time!!

apparently I was saying 'Martin' in my sleep (hubby is called Sean) a couple of weeks ago?? !! then I seemingly asked my DH for a divorce a few nights later??!!! he was hardly speaking to me the next day!! ???? dunno what the heck goes on in my mind when im asleep ??? xx

polo_princess

Ok i'll share what i said last night now, i dont feel so embarrased because you lot do it too

Fast asleep i started tapping OH until he woke up and started going mad

"FFS the F'ing parts wont be here until this afternoon, we cant get them, i dunno what your gona do"

Apparently i kept banging on for about 5mins saying the same thing I was dreaming OH was in the garage fixing cars lol

momandpeanut

My ex had night terrors !!

I used to have to get out of bed pretty quick when he started because there was no calming him down !!!

Eelis

Oh God my OH is always waking me up twatting about in his sleep. Shouting and laughing or the best ones are when he's looking for the baby in the dark in our room and I get woken up being thrown out of bed.

Every now and then though he gets frisky in his sleep, I don't mind that (kinda like it tbh!) but he eventually wakes up mid thrust wondering what's going on