A few more....
# "Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.
# "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
# "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
# "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
# "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
# "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
# "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery.
# "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.
# "For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
# "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
# "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
# "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.
# "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
# "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.
# "Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.
# "Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
# "Do not put lit candles on phone." -- On the instructions for a cordless phone.
# "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.
# "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11.
# "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.
# "The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position." -- Instructions for an espresso kettle.
# "Battery may explore or leak." -- On a battery. See pic below....
Haha.. other funny things...
# "For a limited time only." -- From a Rally's commercial that described how their burgers were fresh.
# "No stopping or standing." -- A sign at bus stops everywhere.
# "These rows reserved for parents with children." -- A sign in a church.
# "Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided shower cap box.
# "Payment is due by the due date." -- On a credit card statement.
# "No small children." -- On a laundromat triple washer.
# "In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly." -- One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp.
i love it when u got a bag of nuts and it says "contains nuts" on the label...no shit my friend!
