Thismorning while going to post office i was hit in the arse with a flying wing mirror :'( the guy who was driving a fruit van was doing roughly 50mph and clipped the lamp post and off came his wing mirror with one pice hitting my arse the other flying over my head, with glass going everywhere!

Lucky i was ok just a big red mark on my ass cheak. When i got home adele was nipping my head asking for something and i told her to wait as mum had a very sore bum, went upstairs and told OH what happened and he laughs, he thought i must have slipped on ice cheeky fucker lol

anyway OH rang the company up and the manager was very sympathetic hehe but dont think anything else will happen except the driver will prob be made to pay for a new wing mirror .

But OH is still laughing at me saying it could only happen to me :'(
so i need to put up with him laughing and a big red bum nippy cheak

Sorry hun ... tis a little funny!! ...

Erm hows the ass??


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I had the same reaction as Imi I'm afraid chuckling (honestly trying not to) at every line I read!!!

aww hun, how is your arse????

Sorry i had to laugh too, in a couple of days you will find the funny side of it.

heehee sorry but thats just such an unusual thing to happen!!

Hows the bum anyways

red m stingy and sore yous are all mean *runs away and hides in corner*

your lucky it was your bum weestar! that could of been so much worse! hope it stops stinging soon lol

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yeah i am lucky Layla im just glad it hit me and not the wee bys who were walking behind me on their way to school

bums a wee bit better now though

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good, glad its starting to feel better

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