Feb 22nd, 2007, 09:09 AM
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| Mum (Mom) BnB Addict  Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Leicester, UK. Posts: 5,214 | The miracle of toilet paper Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds". Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your arse, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although never become a father he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.  |
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Feb 22nd, 2007, 09:13 AM
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Feb 22nd, 2007, 09:17 AM
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| Other BnB Addict  Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Warrington Posts: 8,317 | hehehehehehehheeh thats made me smile |
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Feb 22nd, 2007, 09:39 AM
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Feb 22nd, 2007, 10:15 AM
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Feb 22nd, 2007, 12:05 PM
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| Mum (Mom) BnB Addict  Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: midlands Posts: 3,230 | i found that most amusing thank u! x |
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Feb 22nd, 2007, 17:17 PM
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Feb 22nd, 2007, 17:18 PM
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Feb 22nd, 2007, 17:21 PM
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| Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 7,857 | All i can say is it worked on my arse .... |
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Feb 22nd, 2007, 17:40 PM
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