I've had Avon, Ivon and my surname well thats a different story
Its Pimlott and i've had pimblett, pimblott, pimplop

I can't wait to become cartwright!

I always think of stuff like Kernkraft 'Zombie Nation' and that awful 'Blue' song

Im blue babadee daba die daba dee....
I loved that song

Darude "Sandstorm"
Fragma "Toca me" I need a miracle :wink:

i got slagged summit rotten wen austin powers came out (ivanna humpalot)

ah the joys of mature guys

Oh god that so reminds me of my younger days, clubbing it!!

My maiden name was Ireson. I was always being called Harrison. The best one was one of the kids in my class at school who asked me one day "Did your parents think you were a boy?" "What do you mean?" I asked. "When you were born did your mum say Hiya Son and that's how you got your name?" Not a bad joke for a nine year old.