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May 28th, 2008, 15:19 PM
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I'm Currently Feeling:  | Men say the stupidist things!
I know men put their foot in their mouth alot...and i know my husband is one of the highest contenders of being a pratt with words..
Your other half ever said something thats funny? stupid? hurtful but kinda funny?
I was moaning i was fat when i was carrying my second child..he replied.."Well i think you have a thin persons face on a fat persons body"
When i burst into tears and laughter at the same time he was godsmacked i hadnt taken it as a compliment!
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May 28th, 2008, 15:22 PM
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I'm Currently Feeling:  | Matt "Your stretchmarks are fading..."
Me "No they aren't, look *points to side*"
Matt "Oh no, I meant the ones on the bottom of your belly, look, theres loads"
Of course I hadn't noticed those ones yet.
He also comments on how much my tattoo has stretched and how he "can't believe you were ever THAT skinny!"
Good job I love him eh?
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May 28th, 2008, 15:27 PM
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I'm Currently Feeling:  | Ha ha ha ha ha!! They are awesome!! Awww i dont see my OH to remember them.
Except him saying that MS is just in your head grrrr.... Ha ha ha!! |
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May 28th, 2008, 15:31 PM
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i am not commenting as i am the one who says the stupid things in my household |
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May 28th, 2008, 16:44 PM
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#5 | | mum of 1 and wtt for #2 Chat Happy BnB Member
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I'm Currently Feeling:  | whilst moaning to my OH over xmas shopping that at 7.5months pregnant my feet had out-swelled all my shoes he dissappeared for 20 mins on the way back to the car park, he proudly gave me a box on xmas morning which had a new comfy pair of trainers in it stating it was to "help my hippo ankles" :O... this was in front of my entire family who fell about laughing... HO-HO-HO..NOT!!!!!  |
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May 28th, 2008, 21:50 PM
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I'm Currently Feeling: | lol! sorry...i shouldnt laugh but..tis kinda funny... | | | | Status: Offline
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May 28th, 2008, 22:24 PM
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I'm Currently Feeling:  | Sorry, but men are funny |
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May 28th, 2008, 23:08 PM
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#8 | | mum of 1 and wtt for #2 Chat Happy BnB Member
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I'm Currently Feeling: | lol now i can laugh about it, but the hormonal harpy i was at xmas huffed a bit..(ok make that a lot )
can see now how he was helping poor guy!! |
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May 28th, 2008, 23:11 PM
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I'm Currently Feeling: | my DH is always like "you're gonna look like this soon" and pushes his own stomach out to look as fat as possible...  |
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May 28th, 2008, 23:23 PM
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I'm Currently Feeling:  | I was feeling very touchy about my pregnancy weight gain and ask my OH if I still looked ok. (fatal mistake!  )
He said 'Your boobs are massive, I don't really like women with big breasts.'
Bless him it totally came out the wrong way and I did cry, but then realised I was being a hormonal moron and he didn't mean it. |
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