This one time, I use to work at apartments and this little old guy came to take a tour of the Model... While I was showing the unit, he handed me 20 dollars... told me to go have lunch with it for being so nice to him. I went to hand it back to him and said I could not accept it that I was just doing my job, so the little old guy started stroking my hips and asked if he could kiss me down there....
If the dude was not in his late 70's I would have kicked him in his nuts...

I called the police on him and the cops when to his house and had words with him while his adult childeren where there. I have never looked at old men the same again.
