I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the
ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I
asked her not to do that.

'Why?' my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty,
and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Momma,
how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You
have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering
this new information.

"OHHH . . . I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be
the dad...?"

''Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.

HA HA xx