what ^^^ (rafwife) said - I remember when I moved to Spain and got the masculine feminine thing messed up and replaced the 'o' with an 'a' when asking for chicken in a shop... the masculine for chicken is cock... IE. Pollo = chicken / 'Polla' = Cock / Dick.

So I asked for some dick

The bigger question is: did you get what you asked for?

A friend of mine has made a similar mistake... I do have to wonder if it was genuinely a mistake on her part, though as she did look rather disapointed when the waiter looked really embarassed and just scooted off to fetch her soup! lol

I lived in spain for a while and this french girl of the reception placed an order for 12 large penises over the phone.

Her reasoning?

Pollo = chicken
o = masculine: a = feminine

polla = penis

and a Spanish friend of mine told me once she was constipated, she meant she had a cold. Cold in Spanish is costipada

Awww classic! But yeah, that is the exact translation.... Is your boss a woman or the reverse?

don't feel bad ...with my french accent when i asked for a diet coke at the restaurant here they always think i ask for a diet cock as well ...
i switch to diet pepsi now!!!

What a great message to get!!!! I keep getting casada and caNsada mixed up, one means tired, the other means married - not sure there´s much difference tho!!! And esposa can mean wife or handcuffs! Brilliant language!!!

In Swedish "gift" means married AND poison.