So i work for a sec. company...last night we had all sorts of
alarms so we sent patrol, and when he got there someone was
onsite and made a runner, police were called and they are searching
for him still...


what made the night classic.

Patrol "Well cops are searching but I don't think they have to look that hard"
Me "Why not?"
Patrol "Well the guy who broke in left his car parked right up against the back door half filled with stock, with wallet in the glove box and all, turns out he was an ex employee who left on bad terms"


At this point I was laughing hysterically...

I guess it's true...There really are stupid thieves.

thats funny... We just had one of those stupid crooks yesterday on the news.... he ran from the cops and climbed a tower of large containers that were open on top.... He hid in one of them thinking the cops would not see him... But the News helicopter did and it showed him curled up hiding in the box while the police closed in on him

Holy crap lmao you really have to wonder about people!!!

idiot