Is there actually such thing??

If so where the hell do I find them???
Chris my OH has started his new later shifts now he is a seconded team leader and we had a lay in this morning so I offred to make brunch consisting of bacon, scrambled eggs, hash browns and beans. Ever so healthy I know

(none of it was fried though, That makes me feel a little better Haha)
Any way to cut to the chase my best friend called me and I dont see her very often as she is studying at uni in Lincoln and I had said i'd give OH a lift to work so I asked if he would be so kind to do the dishes
He came back in the lounge no more than 5 mins later and looked so proud of himself that it only took a few mins. Alarm bells should have rang then but they didnt, I didnt think any more of it.
When I got back home from dropping him off I went into the kitchen to make a cuppa and he had literraly washed the two plates. The pans were still on the hob where I left them. The knives and forks were still in the sink with the dirty water and the bacon tray was still under the grill dirty.
How lazy is that.
