Funniest/strangest accidents?

Jo · May 30th, 2009, 16:42 PM

Just been in Jacks thread In kids and teenagers about his trip to A&E and it reminded me of the funniest accident Emily once had

She stood on a rake and it smacked her in the nose, Bad mum because I couldn't stop laughing but I swear I thought that only happened in cartoons

come on girls you must have some crackers

Always&4ever · May 30th, 2009, 16:44 PM

I leant on a drawing table and the thing went up and smacked in the face, I still have a scar now lol

missjacey44 · May 30th, 2009, 16:45 PM

I accidently through a 2 pound coin in my mouth and chocked on it and nearly died. Not funny at the time but funny now!

luvbunsazzle · May 30th, 2009, 16:47 PM

I fell over whilst putting on my jim jam bottoms and broke my wrist!!!

Waiting4Bump · May 30th, 2009, 16:48 PM

I ate blue smarties, went hyper, swung on a doorframe and my arm slipped and I broke my elbow!

When I was in A&E you should have seen the faces when I told them how I did it...I was 17 at the time!

**booflebump** · May 30th, 2009, 16:52 PM

I put my knee through a glass door when I was 8 chasing after my little brother......

Have a big bump under my eyebrow from when I fell flat on my face drunk when I was 16 - had a black eye for weeks - nice!

Have a horse shoe print come up on my leg every time I go in the bath from when I got kicked as a teenager...

A scar on my chin from I dont know when....

Two broken bones from my door steward days....

I'm a tad accident prone I fear. I even managed to need stiches after slicing my hand on the PLASTIC lid of a cottage cheese tub.....

Waiting4Bump · May 30th, 2009, 17:04 PM

Oh, another one I had was like punishment!

I riding my bike up the canal toe path to the shop, and when I got to the locks, some man had bashed his head and the ambulance was there. Anyway, I cycled past, but curiosity got the better of me and I turned around to have a look! Had to go down a big hill to get back, and I pulled my brakes on really hard, and flew over the handlebars!

The ambulance men ended up treating me as well..!

Cut all my knee open!

And, another time on a bike..Don't have much luck with them..I fell off going over a speedbump, and got a piece of glass stuck in my face!

x

**polo_princess** · May 30th, 2009, 17:07 PM

Ummm the funniest one was when my little brother left some plates in his bedroom (mucky pup) and i was carrying them down the stairs and at the bottom we had a stair gate so the dog couldnt get upstairs, me being to lazy to open it, cocked my leg over, got a wobble on and slipped, the plates flew up in the air and smashed all over and around me.

I laid on the floor crying with laughter for a good 20 minutes

mandy81 · May 30th, 2009, 17:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Waiting4Bump

I ate blue smarties, went hyper, swung on a doorframe and my arm slipped and I broke my elbow!

When I was in A&E you should have seen the faces when I told them how I did it...I was 17 at the time!

I am sitting here laughing so much at this my little girl thinks I have gone mad
sorry hun but that's the funniest thing i've read all day

Waiting4Bump · May 30th, 2009, 17:15 PM

LMAO! I don't even think that's the best bit of the story!

We lived in a pub at the time, and I had my PJ's on..At the bottom of the stairs, door to the pub wide open (it was the one I was swinging on!), and the pub was full of people!

May 30th, 2009, 16:42 PM	#1
Jo Mum (Mom) BabyandBump Team Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: West yorkshire Posts: 14,499	Funniest/strangest accidents? Just been in Jacks thread In kids and teenagers about his trip to A&E and it reminded me of the funniest accident Emily once had She stood on a rake and it smacked her in the nose, Bad mum because I couldn't stop laughing but I swear I thought that only happened in cartoons come on girls you must have some crackers

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Always&4ever Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Stoke-on-Trent Posts: 9,507	I leant on a drawing table and the thing went up and smacked in the face, I still have a scar now lol

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missjacey44 Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Hertfordshire Posts: 3,449	I accidently through a 2 pound coin in my mouth and chocked on it and nearly died. Not funny at the time but funny now!

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luvbunsazzle Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Kettering - Northants Posts: 4,507	I fell over whilst putting on my jim jam bottoms and broke my wrist!!!
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Waiting4Bump Pregnant (Expecting) Inactive Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North West Posts: 4,473	I ate blue smarties, went hyper, swung on a doorframe and my arm slipped and I broke my elbow! When I was in A&E you should have seen the faces when I told them how I did it...I was 17 at the time!

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booflebump Other BabyandBump Team Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 19,615	I put my knee through a glass door when I was 8 chasing after my little brother...... Have a big bump under my eyebrow from when I fell flat on my face drunk when I was 16 - had a black eye for weeks - nice! Have a horse shoe print come up on my leg every time I go in the bath from when I got kicked as a teenager... A scar on my chin from I dont know when.... Two broken bones from my door steward days.... I'm a tad accident prone I fear. I even managed to need stiches after slicing my hand on the PLASTIC lid of a cottage cheese tub.....

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May 30th, 2009, 17:04 PM	#7
Waiting4Bump Pregnant (Expecting) Inactive Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North West Posts: 4,473	Oh, another one I had was like punishment! I riding my bike up the canal toe path to the shop, and when I got to the locks, some man had bashed his head and the ambulance was there. Anyway, I cycled past, but curiosity got the better of me and I turned around to have a look! Had to go down a big hill to get back, and I pulled my brakes on really hard, and flew over the handlebars! The ambulance men ended up treating me as well..! Cut all my knee open! And, another time on a bike..Don't have much luck with them..I fell off going over a speedbump, and got a piece of glass stuck in my face! x

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May 30th, 2009, 17:07 PM	#8
polo_princess Mum (Mom) BabyandBump Team Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Hertfordshire Posts: 45,510	Ummm the funniest one was when my little brother left some plates in his bedroom (mucky pup) and i was carrying them down the stairs and at the bottom we had a stair gate so the dog couldnt get upstairs, me being to lazy to open it, cocked my leg over, got a wobble on and slipped, the plates flew up in the air and smashed all over and around me. I laid on the floor crying with laughter for a good 20 minutes

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May 30th, 2009, 17:15 PM	#10
Waiting4Bump Pregnant (Expecting) Inactive Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North West Posts: 4,473	LMAO! I don't even think that's the best bit of the story! We lived in a pub at the time, and I had my PJ's on..At the bottom of the stairs, door to the pub wide open (it was the one I was swinging on!), and the pub was full of people!

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