Granny Jo

Just been in Jacks thread In kids and teenagers about his trip to A&E and it reminded me of the funniest accident Emily once had

She stood on a rake and it smacked her in the nose, Bad mum because I couldn't stop laughing but I swear I thought that only happened in cartoons

come on girls you must have some crackers

Jazzy

I leant on a drawing table and the thing went up and smacked in the face, I still have a scar now lol

missjacey44

I accidently through a 2 pound coin in my mouth and chocked on it and nearly died. Not funny at the time but funny now!

luvbunsazzle

I fell over whilst putting on my jim jam bottoms and broke my wrist!!!

Waiting4Bump

I ate blue smarties, went hyper, swung on a doorframe and my arm slipped and I broke my elbow! When I was in A&E you should have seen the faces when I told them how I did it...I was 17 at the time!

booflebump

I put my knee through a glass door when I was 8 chasing after my little brother......

Have a big bump under my eyebrow from when I fell flat on my face drunk when I was 16 - had a black eye for weeks - nice!

Have a horse shoe print come up on my leg every time I go in the bath from when I got kicked as a teenager...

A scar on my chin from I dont know when....

Two broken bones from my door steward days....

I'm a tad accident prone I fear. I even managed to need stiches after slicing my hand on the PLASTIC lid of a cottage cheese tub.....

Waiting4Bump

Oh, another one I had was like punishment!

I riding my bike up the canal toe path to the shop, and when I got to the locks, some man had bashed his head and the ambulance was there. Anyway, I cycled past, but curiosity got the better of me and I turned around to have a look! Had to go down a big hill to get back, and I pulled my brakes on really hard, and flew over the handlebars!

The ambulance men ended up treating me as well..! Cut all my knee open!

And, another time on a bike..Don't have much luck with them..I fell off going over a speedbump, and got a piece of glass stuck in my face! x

polo_princess

Ummm the funniest one was when my little brother left some plates in his bedroom (mucky pup) and i was carrying them down the stairs and at the bottom we had a stair gate so the dog couldnt get upstairs, me being to lazy to open it, cocked my leg over, got a wobble on and slipped, the plates flew up in the air and smashed all over and around me.

I laid on the floor crying with laughter for a good 20 minutes

mandy81

I am sitting here laughing so much at this my little girl thinks I have gone mad
sorry hun but that's the funniest thing i've read all day

Waiting4Bump

LMAO! I don't even think that's the best bit of the story!

We lived in a pub at the time, and I had my PJ's on..At the bottom of the stairs, door to the pub wide open (it was the one I was swinging on!), and the pub was full of people!