So I was talking to my friend Will earlier about the fact I actually have a bump now.
I said "last night I noticed I don't just look fat anymore!"
He said "you never looked fat in the first place!"
I said "I didn't look pregnant I just looked like I was getting fat, but now it's bump shaped."
And he said "OMG you have a bump that's shaped like a.. BUMP?! So that thing on my finger that looks like a finger nail is ACTUALLY a finger nail?!"
Made me laugh
