DH won a prize last week for his 'tache. Thankfully he's normally clean shaven but he's been growing the beard from hell for the last month and came in 2nd place for his Village People look.
Guess what the prize was? A beard trimmer!
He's so proud of the damn thing he still hasn't shaved. It's like kissing a nail brush!
P.S. Should say it was in aid of cancer research - raising awareness of men's cancers.