.... so, we have 2 buildings at work across the road from each other. I was walking out from reception when I bumped into a mate and we started having a quick chat. Then this sales bloke pulls into the car park. We couldn't help but notice him - about 6' 4", Beckham lookalikey, brand new sparkly Audi Estate, £500 suit, you know the sort.
Anyway, he gets out the car with a mobile phone stuck to his ear, and he's talking really loudly on it......
"Look, I told you already, if you can't supply me with what I am asking for at the price I stated, then I will take my business elsewhere and you will be losing hundreds of pounds"
Then......
..........wait for it..........
........it's worth it...........
..... his phone rings!!!!!!!!!!!


Not the "you've got another call" ring, but a real "you're not really on the phone, you're just pretending" ring! He almost dropped it in fright, looked at it, and answered it - really quietly!!! I don't think I've ever seen anyone blush so much!!!!!!


