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Old Oct 3rd, 2007, 06:37 AM   #1
MARIA
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Pregnancy Questions & Answers found!!!


Pregnancy Questions & Answers Found on Internet:

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.


 
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Old Oct 3rd, 2007, 16:27 PM   #2
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these are cute


 
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Old Oct 3rd, 2007, 17:20 PM   #3
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Lol hilarious


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Old Oct 3rd, 2007, 17:26 PM   #4
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like it


 
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 16:47 PM   #5
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them are so cute where did u find them?


 
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 17:40 PM   #6
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LOL! I love it! Very cute.


 
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 18:15 PM   #7
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Love the tornado one!


 
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 23:33 PM   #8
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Old Dec 7th, 2007, 01:11 AM   #9
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Old Dec 7th, 2007, 01:22 AM   #10
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