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Old 28-07-2007, 07:17 AM   #1
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Top 10 worst things to hear on 1st Date


Top Ten Worst Things to Hear on a First Date!
10. I need to make a quick stop to see my parole officer.
9. No, I don't have any kids, but there's two or three on the way.
8. The Dr. said the rash should clear in about a week.
7. Are you totally against a threesome?
6. That's not a cell phone ringing, it's just my leg moniter.
5. You really think I look like one of ten most wanted?
4. I was going to order steak, but the voices kept saying salad.
3. I'm Michael Jackson's biggest fan.
2. I'm a very persistant person, but the judge called it stalking.
1. So, do you have a life insurance policy?
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Old 28-07-2007, 14:48 PM   #2
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hahahahahahaha!!!! where did u hear those???
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Two of them came from tee-shirts my friend's son has. The other eight I just made up.
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