| The Express Lane
A woman is standing at the express lane unloading her few items. An older gentleman standing in line behind her takes notice of her purchase and says, "Hey, I bet you're not married. " Amazed, the woman turns to him and responds, "That's incredible..you can determine my marital status just by surveying what I've bought?" The man replies, "um...no..you're just f--king ugly!" | 
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