go on ur bldest n oldest u no the 1, the 1 tht makes u laugh wen it shudnt!!!

heres mine

wots brown n sticky?????



a stick LOL

LOL.

Wots green and hard???

A bogey with a flick knife.................................... ROFL


he he

what has a nutty crunch in every bite?
squirrel shit

two fish in a tank, ones says to the other.
"I'll operate the gun and you drive this thing!"
the other fish replies
"i can't drive this! i'v not got any of the correct documentation or training for gods sake!"

Wots and orange and an apple got in common????






THey both cant drive a tractor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

y was 6 afraid of 7?? cos 7 ate 9 LMAO

how does a elephant get down from a tree?
sits on a leaf and waits till autum

how do you know theres an elephant in your fridge?
you can't shut the door and there appears to be a fucking great elephant in there....dumbass

howd the elephant hide in the cherry tree???? painted its toenails red....


u ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree????

must work then eh!!!!

Why doesn't Santa have any kids?


Because he only comes once a year and when he does its down a chimney!

Q: Why are pirates, pirates?

A: Because they Aaarrrrrrrrr

Love it