Why did the one handed monster cross the road?






To get to the second hand shop

A GUY WALKES INTO A BAR


AND SAYS



OUCH

A man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says the man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"

What's clear and smells of carrots?





Bunny farts

sorry i posted this in a diff one but just had to pop it here too


whats black and white and sits in the corner crying?
a pregnant nun


whats black and white sitting in the corner laughing?

the priest who done it

hehehe



what bow cant you tie?
a rainbow