2nd.Time.Daddy

> > John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
> >me life, between the legs of me wife!"
> > That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
> >
> > He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
> >toast of the night".
> >
> > She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast? John said, "Here's
> >to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
> >
> > "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran
> >into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
> >
> > The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize last night at
> >the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
> >
> > She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know,
> >he's only been there twice in the last four years.... Once he fell asleep,
> >and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."