You are unregistered, please register and join the community.
BabyandBump - Pregnancy, Trying to conceive, Baby & Parenting Forum

Go Back   BabyandBump > Lounge Area > Just For Fun
  

Welcome to BabyandBump's

Just For Fun

 Forum - Games, jokes, fun and frollocks. Kick back and enjoy the lighter side of BabyandBump. This thread is called '

flat belly

' and is in our

Lounge Area

 section.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 10:39 AM   #1

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Lesmahagow *the Gow* hehe
Posts: 3,261

Thanked others: 0
Thanked 0 times in 0 posts



flat belly


A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of
his dad bouncing up and down.
The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks,
"What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies, "
Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and
sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."

"Your wasting your time,"
said the boy.
"Why is that?"
the mom asked puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on
her knees and blows it right back up."



Status: Offline
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFacebook this post!
Reply With Quote
Old Feb 2nd, 2007, 12:00 PM   #2
Mum of 2, pg with #3
BnB Addict
 
Amanda's Avatar

Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Leicester, UK.
Posts: 2,724

Thanked others: 314
Thanked 193 times in 191 posts

I'm Currently Feeling: 





Status: Offline
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFacebook this post!
Reply With Quote
Old Feb 19th, 2007, 21:57 PM   #3
Inactive

Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 22

Thanked others: 0
Thanked 0 times in 0 posts



see what i have to put up with
Status: Offline
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFacebook this post!
Reply With Quote
Old Apr 19th, 2007, 14:45 PM   #4
Active BnB member
 
miss maternal's Avatar

Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: kent
Posts: 457

Thanked others: 4
Thanked 8 times in 8 posts

I'm Currently Feeling: 



how funny
Status: Offline
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFacebook this post!
Reply With Quote
Old Apr 19th, 2007, 14:56 PM   #5
Pregnant (Expecting)
Chat happy BnB member
 
Trinity's Avatar

Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Bristol
Posts: 2,303

Thanked others: 0
Thanked 0 times in 0 posts

I'm Currently Feeling: 



LOL
Status: Offline
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFacebook this post!
Reply With Quote
Old Apr 19th, 2007, 15:26 PM   #6
Jo
Mum of 2 little angels/devils
BabyandBump Team
 
Jo's Avatar

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: West yorkshire
Posts: 6,897

Thanked others: 136
Thanked 337 times in 324 posts

I'm Currently Feeling: 



Status: Offline
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFacebook this post!
Reply With Quote
Old Apr 29th, 2007, 00:08 AM   #7
Suz
TTC a little Fluzy
BabyandBump Team
 
Suz's Avatar

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Sacramento California
Posts: 15,111

Thanked others: 712
Thanked 986 times in 871 posts

I'm Currently Feeling: 



Status: Offline
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFacebook this post!
Reply With Quote
Old Apr 29th, 2007, 10:43 AM   #8
Imi
Mum (Mom)
Inactive
 
Imi's Avatar

Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Any Place I Call Home
Posts: 8,150

Thanked others: 4
Thanked 34 times in 34 posts



Lmfao!!

Good one for you lil un lol!!

xxx
Status: Offline
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFacebook this post!
Reply With Quote
Old Apr 29th, 2007, 16:33 PM   #9
♥ Caitlins Mummy
BabyandBump Admin
 
Wobbles's Avatar

Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: North Wales
Posts: 26,730

Thanked others: 1,460
Thanked 1,450 times in 1,212 posts

I'm Currently Feeling: 



LMAO
Status: Offline
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFacebook this post!
Reply With Quote
Old Apr 29th, 2007, 16:37 PM   #10

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Lesmahagow *the Gow* hehe
Posts: 3,261

Thanked others: 0
Thanked 0 times in 0 posts



why has it taken you all so long to laugh at my amazing joke
Status: Offline
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFacebook this post!
Reply With Quote
Reply

  BabyandBump > Lounge Area > Just For Fun



Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Belly piercing Amanda Kids & Teenagers 67 Jul 8th, 2008 15:47 PM
Flat feet Layla Baby & Toddler Club 10 Jun 25th, 2007 08:50 AM
Flat Hunting!! Natalie&Karl General Chatter 13 Mar 30th, 2007 15:51 PM
Flat hair Wobbles General Chatter 15 Dec 31st, 2006 13:52 PM


All times are GMT. The time now is 10:00 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® ©2008 Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd