Rachel16+Bump

There was a mummy, a daddy an a baby.
Mummy was going out shoppin an turned round to daddy an said 'if baby wants anything, give it to her or you'l have me to answer too!' so daddy says ok an mummy leaves.
Daddy starts to run the bath an baby toddles in an says 'daddy i want to get in the bath with you' but daddy says No an babys says 'Well i'l tell mummy of you' so daddy says 'ok, but what ever you do DONT look under the water'
So they both jump in the bath an baby + daddy are messin around until baby turns around an says 'daddy whats that under the water' an daddy tells her 'Its daddys action man' so she giggles an daddy gets out to get dried + baby gets out, gets dressed an walks into daddys room. 'Daddy can i get in bed with you?' but he says No so baby cries 'I'l tell mummy!' so daddys tells her she can but not to look under the blanket.
Baby gets bored an looks under the blanket.
Daddy wakes up to realise hes in a hospital bed an sees his wife an asks her why hes is there. she laughs and tells him 'Ask baby..' so daddy looks at baby and she says ..
'well daddy your action man spat at me so i bit his head off'