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Apr 16th, 2008, 15:34 PM
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#1 | | Dad Active BnB member Join Date: Apr 2008
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I'm Currently Feeling: | the truth about having a little boy. Find out some interesting things when you have sons, like:-
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 200 m2 house to a depth of 10 cm.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust balls and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 20 Kg boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room.
5. You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn't stop a cricket ball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies,
10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how many jelly crystals you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like jelly crystals.
15. VCR's do not eject 'BL&T' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20. The fire department in Clacton-on-Sea, Essex, has a 5-minute response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. | | | | Status: Offline
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Apr 22nd, 2008, 16:20 PM
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Apr 22nd, 2008, 17:52 PM
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#3 | | Mum of 2 little angels/devils BabyandBump Team Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: West yorkshire
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Apr 23rd, 2008, 08:09 AM
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#4 | | Trying to conceive (TTC) Active BnB member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Alsace, France and Basel, Switzerland... soon to be Oxford, UK
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I'm Currently Feeling: | I received this today and thought it was fitting:
A 3 year old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mummy", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet", she replied. | | | | Status: Offline
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Apr 23rd, 2008, 14:21 PM
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Apr 23rd, 2008, 15:11 PM
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#6 | | Dad Active BnB member Join Date: Apr 2008
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Apr 24th, 2008, 08:59 AM
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