You are driving at a constant speed, on your left is a sheer drop, on your right is a fire engine, travelling the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig th same size as your car, and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level, also travelling at the same speed. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? .... Get the f**k off the kiddies merry-go-round you pissed up *******!