Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his
blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats
right behind their team's bench. After the game,
he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the
tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why
they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
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