The Bad Mothers (Guilt Free) Confessional Thread

[Zarababy1]

I havnt had any bad moments with Charlie yet except a slight one today when i was feeding him i had the laptop on the arm of the chair i was too busy typing it slipped and bumped him on his head! it didnt bother him and it was only a tap so im not too worryed!
When i was a few weeks old my mum left me in my pram in a shop, got all the way home with her shopping bags and thought she was missing somthing, only to relise she'd left me asleep in my pram at the nafi!! luckly i was still sound asleep when she got there to pick me up!! whenever she takes Charlie out now i remind her to rembember to bring him home!
My Auntie regularly leaves the baby gate open, feels a draft then relises her LO has the front door open and hes half way down the street!!

[xarlenex]

Whoops..

I put Kyle in his walker, he loves it, to got make some tea and toast and left mickey on, as he usually just stands in the middle of the floor and watches it. So I was pouring out the tea when I here THUD..I ran in to find he had pulled the curtains so much that the pole and curtains had fell on top and were covering him. He didnt cry and when I peaked under the curtain to find him he had big huge smiles was soo cute. But really need to pull those cutains back when we get up!

[flitty]

I co-sleep with my daughter. When she was 3 months, I fell and dislocated my shoulder, so feeding her at night was really awkward. I rolled over with her so it was more comfortable, but in my drowsiness, I forgot she wasn't on the right side of the bed. About 10 minutes later I heard a massive thump! She had come off the boob, and rolled off the bed on to the hard floor! I felt awful...but she was still fast asleep!!

[mummymadness]

I feel bad at the minuite .
I snapped at the kids twice yesterday , In the heat and with the pregnancy hormones raging , I just coudlnt help it . When they got in my way when hoovering i just shouted then screamed then cried .
Laylas been so good she said when i finsihed shouting and cried " Its ok Mummy ill look after you " .
Hopefully they will feel better tommorrow , I have a suprise trip to a local farm planned to let them know im sorry for being a snappy pregnant mess . x .

[Lynxylaydee1]

Omg have been in hysterics!!! well this actually scared me so much i cried when it happened, my OH and I live with his nephew, his mum was over and i was dying her hair in the bathroom, I thought OH was looking after him and he thought the same about us, so the stairgate is shut and we're thinking he's safe then i hear the highest scream ever, i came running out of the bathroom to see that Kyle has got my black nail polish not only eveywhere on his body but IN HIS EYES!!!!! know that cuticle remover etc can blind you if it gets in ur eyes and thats why i panicked and cried!!! then OH says get ur nail polish remover on him! i was like are you out of ur mind!!! so had to soak him with baby oil to try n ub it off, he was laughing within minutes and no damage done,mind you he did look like he'd had an eyelash tint and perm for the rest of the week!!!

[kerry2009]

Haha this thread is a brilliant idea

[bexy_22]

Actually a bad father confession. I was in bed sleeping and OH was with Grace in the lounge. I was woken by a huuuge scream. OH ran on carrying her. Apparently she was asleep so he lay her on the couch then lay on the other couch and fell asleep too. And she rolled off! And we have a wooden floor! She was fine though, just a bit shocked lol

[KarenLV]

Hmmm....actually I'm embaressed to type this. I was eating a hot cinnabun with icing on and one drop fell off onto Skyler's arm! He gave one loud scream and I immediately ran his arm under cold water. He had a small blister afterwards that healed within 4 days but I felt like the worst mother ever.

[1st_baby]

I must join in with your ladies lol

Max is 3 months old and today while giving hm his bath (which im in with him)
I put him on his belly so he could swim as he loves the water ..well lets just say he dosent hold his head quite well so he swallowed water !!!

and boy was he upset poor thing didnt breath for a half second became all red and after he let out a big scream in anger ..it took me 10 min to calm him down poor baby

Oh and the door frame thing well i should have padded all of mine lol

[kerry2009]

Ive banged my lo's head on the bannister coming down stairs.
My eldest son was once being extremely naughty one summer, he was about 3 yrs, i plonked him down on a patio chair for time out but it collapsed and he went flying, i felt so bad. He didn't hurt himself and was really well behaved afterwards lol